I got a new fish. His name is Binoculars. That is because he has the biggest eyes ever. His eyes are even bigger than Eyes' eyes. He actually looks like a cross between Colors and Eyes. You should come look at him!
Early this morning Jorge came and got in bed with me. He was trying to cuddle with me and sort of licking me, wanting to be pet. I was half asleep, so my half-assed pets weren't good enough for him. Then I remember thinking, "Dammit, I promised Jorge I would play the Rubrick's Cube with him. I guess I have to." And I was so mad because I thought I had promised this to the cat. So I started petting him more. Um, yeah.
Don't forget we are drawing names for the Secret Santa tonight at the townhouse at 10pm! Be there or don't get presents!